so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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