so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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