I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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