you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
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it glows. i had to have it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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