I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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