I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I have fence marks all over my body
Congratulations! We have a period
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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