Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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