Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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