Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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