He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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