Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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