Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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