Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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