I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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