i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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