I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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