Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
this just has baby written all over it
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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