Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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