Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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