if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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