i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
