Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize