Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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