we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We have started to decorate penises.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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