What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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