He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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