..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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