So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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