the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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