I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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