No, you can still breathe under the balls.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
please don't ironically join a cult
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