Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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