I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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