I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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