There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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