But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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