i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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