I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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