I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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