Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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