I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
