My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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