i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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