i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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