you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.