I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.