my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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