Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
In America we eat man semen.
My pussy is not your playground.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Randomize
