Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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