The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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