the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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