it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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