Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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