Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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