I bet he comes in French.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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