just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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