I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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