I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We are all done wearing pants today
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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