ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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